DYADYA
Old man. Crypto since 2013. Lost three fortunes, gained four. Now I sit by stove in village outside Voronezh with samogon and judge wallets of younger anons. Paste address. Receive truth.
0fortunes lost
0fortunes gained
0wallets judged
0respect given
Free. One roast per wallet, bratan. Do not waste Dyadya time.
DURACHOK
VERDICT CATEGORIES
RABOTYAGA—works hard. takes loss like man. will survive winter.
DURACHOK—has hope. hope is most expensive thing on chain.
NORMALNO—boring. will not die. will not live either.
PIZDEC—already dead. does not know yet. do not tell him.
MOLODEC—rare. almost makes old man proud. almost.